Sk8​-​Bitz

by Tony Hawk GameBoy

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Tony Hawk GameBoy is
Jack Rage
Trevor
and
Trevors Uncle


But for real:
All songs written and performed by Owen Stone and Michael Matsakis.
Recorded at New Galaxy Records.
Mixed by Owen Stone and Michael Matsakis
Mastered by Michael Matsakis
Album Art by Owen Stone

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released July 4, 2017

New Galaxy Records LLC

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Track Name: Pop Shove-it
This Skateboard
this heart throb!
This ice cream,
is melting
this light is
distracting.
It fucked up
my kickflip!

I yelled up into the light
“You better come down RIGHT NOW!
We’re not looking for a fight,
You better come down RIGHT NOW!”
They must’ve heard us ‘cause they
snached us in their tractor-beam!
At second sight of stellar light
we couldn’t even SCREAM!
Once inside a pair of eyes
behind a set of goggles
scanned my hand-me-down board
I got from by best friend
Trevor’s uncle!

He looked at me and said,
“Do you Skate?”
and I was like,
“Chyeah.”
and he took off his goggles and was like,
“Check it.”

I think we’re Aliens!
So much for family and friends!
‘cause what’s behind that curtain;
the raddest skatepark there’s ever been,
and there ever will be!

I bust a double kickflip
Trevor gets crazy wicked!
They watch our every movement,
and said,
“MAKE US YOUR STUDENTS!”

We showed them all the moves
to make them righteous dudes.
We taught them day and night.
ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT!
Then we saw a figure
riding in the distance,
rippin' gainers that were
cleaner than the dishes!
We took another look
and all this dudes skin fell off,
and what was left was just
TONY MOTHER FUCKING HAWK

“I invented a new move but you have to do it in special conditions; Zero G.”

(Training Montage)

I think we’re Aliens!
So much for family and friends!
Don’t want to go back to them!
I’d rather skate here with him.
Track Name: Manual
No Reccess!
Breeds Success!
That’s what they said!

Captain facelift
needs a new one
c’mon down man
Surrender your tongue.
‘cause you dont need that shit,
can’t believe where you sit,
when everyone thinks you're a special
type
of
SCUM!

Fuck Christmas!
Just business!
What is this?!
Captain Facelift!

How the fuck did we not see this coming?

If you
just do
what you
said you would do.

Don’t think
you’re not
the one
that’s gonna get screwed!

There is just no fucking way
that you could sympathize
with anybody,
you’re not ready,
lets throw a party,
there’s nothing else to say.

Just go the fuck away!

The White House!
Is melting!
Lets go swimming!

Capitain Spray tan
Whats the master plan?
Whats the best you can make
with those tiny baby hands?
If we get out alive,
by some feat we survive.
I will fall down on my knees
just to punch you in that

pure disgrace that is your tiny tic-tac cock.

If you
just do
what you
said you would do.

Don’t think
you’re not
the one
that’s gonna get fucked!

‘cause we’re outta luck this time
there’s no silver lining to
telling someone
they’re not someone
to steal a life
for false security.

Tony Hawk is gonna be so mad…

Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Skate!

Do a kickflip!
God damn it!
So sick of your shit!
Track Name: Impossible (Test Tube Kids)
All I wanted was a skateboard
for my birthday
but you never really gave me one.
All I wanted was a skateboard
for my birthday
but I never really got it.
All I wanted was a skateboard
was a skateboard
and I never really got one.
All I wanted was a skateboard
was a skateboard
and I never really got one.
(BIRTHDAY SKATEBOARD!)
All I wanted was a skateboard
was a skateboard
and I never really got one.
(BIRTHDAY SKATEBOARD!)
All I wanted was a skateboard
was a skateboard
and I never really got one.
(BIRTHDAY SKATEBOARD!)
All I wanted was a skateboard
was a skateboard
was a skateboard
(BIRTHDAY SKATEBOARD!)
ugh!
All I wanted was a skateboard
for my birthday
and I never really got one.
All I wanted was a birthday
(BIRTHDAY SKATEBOARD!)
was a birthday
and I never really got one.
All I wanted was a birthday
(BIRTHDAY SKATEBOARD!)
was a birthday
was a birthday
I wanna birthday
I wanna skateboard
(BIRTHDAY SKATEBOARD!)
I wanna birthday
and a skateboard
I wanna birthday
and a skateboard
and a skateboard
and a skateboard
(BIRTHDAY SKATEBOARD!)
and a skateboard
wanna skateboard
wanna skateboard
wanna skateboard
(BIRTHDAY SKATEBOARD!)
wanna skateboard!
wanna skateboard!
(BIRTHDAY SKATEBOARD!)
wanna skateboard!
wanna skateboard!
wanna skateboard!
(BIRTHDAY SKATEBOARD!)

wanna skateboard
wanna space sword
wanna white board
and a sharpie
(To fuck it up)
fuck it up
I’ll fuck it up,
I’ll fuck it up,
I’ll fuck it up.
(To fuck it up)
Skateboard